Not everyone has time to sort through all the crap out there on the Web. Except us of course. Somehow, these fine examples slipped past their editors:

12/21: Let’s assume Jayson Stark is a moron, just for the sake of reading this pointless column.

8/22: Chicagosports.com is back (No Mike Downey this time though). Ed Sherman tells us how Tiger Woods has already ruined the FedEx Cup.

7/30: Neon Deion understands Ron Mexico’s “passion for dogfighting.”

7/19: Mike Downey is quickly becoming a favorite around here. This time, he blames Barry Bonds for smashing the dreams of cancer patients by not playing at Wrigley.

7/16: Athletes sometimes complain, yes. This guy advocates they be shot. Great idea for a column!