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20
Nov

What a Rush

storm it

Sports reporting is a pretty cool gig. You get a comfy seat, free food, an unobstructed view, more free food and stats galore. Oh, and some drunk dude with a mullet does not spill beer on your brand new jersey. And when the game is all said and done, you even get to rub elbows (among other body parts… which we’ll save for another post) with the star athletes themselves.

But there is one aspect to the game, especially in college sports, that a lot of journalists like to talk about, but in reality, they can never, ever relate to. And that’s the sheer madness that ensues after a big win.

Storming the floor. Rushing the field. Whatever you want to call it, a lot of people like to talk about it, but few have truly experienced it from both ends (that’s what she said).

That’s why this Fynal Cutter is here to say, fresh off a field frolic of my own in Bloomington, that unleashing hoards of college kids onto a playing field is definitely not a bad thing (yes, that’s me under the bucket).

It seems like once a year this becomes the big debate in sports: Whether or not students should be allowed on the field/court after an upset or historic win. And a lot of pundits like to say it’s unsafe, or that there is an invisible barrier that’s not supposed to be broken. Well I say bologna to that barrier.

Try telling IU quarterback Kellen Lewis that none of the fans that lifted him up and carried him off the field should have been allowed down. Better yet, try telling any number of the thousands of regular college Joes and Janes that they should never have been allowed to forge a memory that will stick with them forever.

Speaking personally, I’ve been on both sides of this story. I’ve sat in a press box while madness spilled out before my very eyes. I’ve also gone stark-raving mad and burst through that invisible barrier to jump around, shoulder to shoulder with my heroes like we’re equals. Because in those moments, there is no division. It’s not a matter of athletes and students, it’s just a bunch of college kids, all wearing the same colors, collectively reveling in the same glorious moment.

So for every instance of legitimate danger (and all things considered, there are only a very, very select few) there are thousands and thousands of students who experience something that will never, ever leave them. And aren’t the fans the reason these events take place in the first place?

So sports reporters can go on and on with all their reasons why colleges should do more to dissuade that sort of behavior, but after this past weekend I feel like I have a better idea why those guys all say that. They’re just jealous they’re not the ones getting to kiss the bucket. Cuz it’s one of the very few instances where it truly is better to be a fan.

02
Nov

The Bledsoe Factor

Colts. Patriots. Patriots. Manning. Brady. Colts. Colts. Belichick. Dungy. Peyton. Brady. Colts. Patriots. Sean Salisbury.

Sweet Crimmity, I’m sorry. I got stuck there. Ahem. Moving on…

Two professional football teams are playing this week, and after busting out my abacus I’ve arrived at the conclusion that they are both half-way decent. Sliding a few more colored pegs around, it’s also dawned on me that the respective quarterbacks of said teams are also above average flingers of the football. But these are all trivialities that our beautiful colored, TV boxes have been sharing with us for some time now.

But amongst all the hoop-la and rabble rousing done by our favorite sharers of sports information, you hear the words “greatest” and “best ever” a lot. And, to be fair, it’s hard to argue in this instance. Especially pertaining to the quarterbacks.  Tom Brady and Peyton Manning… They put up good numbers.

Numbers. They empower a lot of Manning and Brady arguments — Peyton’s already creeping in on the Top 10 and Brady’s on pace to break all sorts of single-season marks.  But those same numbers can also be swung to work in the other direction. Why?

Drew Bledsoe.

If you actually take a look at the full list of all time touchdown leaders, passing leaders and completion leaders you’ll find a lot of consistent names in the three, but one of them is Bledsoe. In fact, his rankings of 13th, 7th and 5th would place him ahead of players like Jim Kelly, Steve Young, Troy Aikman and Dan Fouts. Those guys have busts in Canton. I’m not expecting the same for Drew.

This is not to say that numbers don’t matter. They do. But they don’t paint the whole picture. Neither do Super Bowls. Nothing does. And I guess, that’s kind of my point. Arguments about greatest this and best that are really frugal and staged more for effect.

Now I’m aware that this is no big news. [Dateline -- Chicago. Man discovers that T.V. arguments may be a waste of time.] All I’m hoping is that if we, as fans, viewers and third-party participants, can become slightly more educated as to what is and isn’t productive and beneficial discourse, perhaps, maybe, possibly we can begin to see the same from the media. For every pointless argument you get into with a co-worker over impossible-to-decide circumstances, you’re only encouraging more “Budweiser Hot Seats” or “First and Tens.”

The stupid argument-based talk show only occurs because stupid arguments happen in the first place.  

So next time you overhear some Joe and Jim in a heated exchange over whether Brady’s Super Bowl rings place him ahead of Manning, just chime in, “Yeah, but what about Drew Bledsoe?”

***Now Back to our Regularly Scheduled Broadcast***

Patriots. Colts. Colts. Brady. Bob Sanders. Bruschi. Belichick. Colts. Colts….

14
Sep

The Fynal Out: Put some clothes on!

Jays winNo more streaking.

It was bound to end sometime, but Frank Thomas and his walk-off single ensured the Yankees wouldn’t leave Toronto with a win-streak intact.

And just like that, the Wild Card lead is down to 3.5 games.

Not that there’s any reason to believe the Yankees will now drop 9 of 10, but the Tigers (despite all their broken pieces) still have a chance.

Yankees 1, Blue Jays 2: Toronto ruined Ian Kennedy’s breakthrough third start. After giving up an RBI single in the first, Kennedy held the Jays hitless for the rest of 7+ innings. Despite holding the Yanks to one run in 8 innings, A.J. Burnett took the no decision for Toronto.

Cardinals 4, Reds 5: Showing how much steroid allegations can affect teams, St. Louis finished its worst road trip in 35 years. Kip Wells lost his 17th game of the season, the Cardinals stink streak moved to 7 games and they’re now 4.5 back in the N.L. Central.

Rockies 4, Phillies 12: J.D. Durbin gave up 3 runs in the top of the first, but then the Phillies countered with 4 of their own in the bottom of the frame. Colorado starter Jeff Francis gave up 8 earned runs on 8 hits in 3.1 innings. The Rockies dropped to 2.5 back in the Wild Card, while the Phillies are just 1.5 games behind San Diego.

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10
Sep

The Fynal Out: Buh-bye first

Here we goMany, including us, were fooled by the Chicago Cubs.

They actually made us believe they had what it takes this year.

They weren’t only going to win their division, they were going to represent the National League in the World Series!

Sights were aimed high.

But, reality has set in lately.

The Cubbies managed to go to Pittsburgh and lose not a game, but an entire series to the struggling Pirates.

All this while the Brewers were in Cincinnati winning their bout with the Reds.

Now a game out of first, the Cubs welcome the hated St. Louis Cardinals to Chicago this week, a crucial series for both teams.

Cubs 5, Pirates 10: Steve Trachsel has gotten off to a rough start in his Cubs re-debut. Yesterday, he was lit up for 6 runs in the 2nd inning, 3 coming off a Freddy Sanchez triple. That is all. The Cubs lost a series in Pittsburgh.

Brewers 10, Reds 5: On the other side of that N.L. Central race is Milwaukee, a team that made a bit of history in Cincy by becoming the first team to start a road game with 3 straight home runs. Rickie Weeks, J.J. Hardy and Ryan Braun were involved in the feat that help the Brew Crew jump to the division lead.

Cardinals 5, Diamondbacks 6: We’ll just go all-N.L. Central today. The Cardinals, failing to hold up their end of the “race,” proceeded to get swept out of Arizona, dropping their second 1-run game in the series last night. Rick Ankiel’s HGH allegations seemed to have killed the St. Louis momentum — the team has now dropped 3 straight.

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